Mystery Meal Enthusiast Gifts

"Arkansas stew."

'I'll take a six-piece 'Surprise Me' meal, and two 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Wraps with Super Enigma Chunks...'

An eerie hush fell over the audience when Myrtle responded, 'it tastes likes chicken. . .'.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'How is the water prepared?'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

The Aisle

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

'I'll have the mystery meat with anonymous vegetables.'

Clandestine Cuisine

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

'I can't tell you what's in the stew because it's classified.'

'What's this rumor I hear, that they're putting saltpeter in Meals-On-Wheels!'

'Food critics cannot determine what are crime scenes.'

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.'

Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.'

GMO apple

"Mmm. The soup du jour is not cream of mushroom. It is not tomato or celery, it is not chicken, nor is it Scotch broth. It is most definitely not won ton..."

"Surprise me."

Faith-Based Tuna Casserole

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

'Surprise us.'

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

This time, Eddie was going to pay for this.