Mystery Meal Explorer Gifts

GREAT MYSTERIES OF THE WORLD: Suddenly Warren ate up all his dinner.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Is the MSG local?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'How is the water prepared?'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Platter confusion.

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Scientists believe the mysterious asteroid, known as 'Oumaumau', may be a space probe, a discarded solar sail or a huge alien turd."

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"Hey, guess what we're having for dinner tomorrow."

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

'Your meal should be along shortly. Frank just went out to hunt it.'

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

'I'll have the mystery meat with anonymous vegetables.'

"...To sum up, then, everything is illusory - Do you guys have any questions?"

Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'