Mystery Meal Explorer Pillows

GREAT MYSTERIES OF THE WORLD: Suddenly Warren ate up all his dinner.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Is the MSG local?"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'How is the water prepared?'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Platter confusion.

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'I'll have the mystery meat with anonymous vegetables.'

"Hey, guess what we're having for dinner tomorrow."

Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

'Your meal should be along shortly. Frank just went out to hunt it.'

"...To sum up, then, everything is illusory - Do you guys have any questions?"

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

'Is anything O.K.?'