Meal Mystery Enthusiasts Pillows

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'How is the water prepared?'

"Please don't kill me."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

The Aisle

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

"Hey, guess what we're having for dinner tomorrow."

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

'I'll have the mystery meat with anonymous vegetables.'

Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

'Your meal should be along shortly. Frank just went out to hunt it.'

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

'I can't tell you what's in the stew because it's classified.'

'What's this rumor I hear, that they're putting saltpeter in Meals-On-Wheels!'

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

Who wants to say grace? Grace! Ames! Would you please show the kids how it's done? Ok. Thank you. That's it? I could have said that! Amen.

You should have come earlier, sir -- we're all out of worms.

'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.'

"Mmm. The soup du jour is not cream of mushroom. It is not tomato or celery, it is not chicken, nor is it Scotch broth. It is most definitely not won ton..."

"Surprise me."

Faith-Based Tuna Casserole

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

'I'll take a six-piece 'Surprise Me' meal, and two 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Wraps with Super Enigma Chunks...'

'Surprise us.'

"I'll start with the arugula-and-goat-cheese salad, and then I'll have the blackened wolf."