Mystery Vegetable Explorer Pillows

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Rap-scallions

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Onion Tears

Avocado Timeline

'He's all eyes!'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

Macho Vegetarian

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Gardener of the Year.

'Mom always told us to eat the greens!'