Mystery Vegetable Explorer Pillows

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Onion Tears

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Rap-scallions

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Avocado Timeline

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'He's all eyes!'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

Macho Vegetarian

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'Mom always told us to eat the greens!'