Menu Mystery Seeker Gifts

"I'll start with the arugula-and-goat-cheese salad, and then I'll have the blackened wolf."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Paranormal A-Z...

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Is the MSG local?"

"I said slime."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Party time.

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

'How is the water prepared?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Sphinx Comes Alive

Cheating Death.

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.