Menu Mystery Seeker Gifts

"I'll start with the arugula-and-goat-cheese salad, and then I'll have the blackened wolf."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Paranormal A-Z...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"I said slime."

"Is the MSG local?"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Party time.

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

'How is the water prepared?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Sphinx Comes Alive

Cheating Death.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"