Mystery Foodies Mugs

'Surprise us.'

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

GM Crops Genie.

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

CSI Fridays

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

Horse meat scandal.

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

Intolerant Chef

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.

'I'll have the mystery meat with anonymous vegetables.'

Clandestine Cuisine

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

Meditation Munchies

"Mmm. The soup du jour is not cream of mushroom. It is not tomato or celery, it is not chicken, nor is it Scotch broth. It is most definitely not won ton..."

'Food critics cannot determine what are crime scenes.'

Shashlyk

'Here's our chef now with the 'catch of the day'.'

Faith-Based Tuna Casserole

'I'll take a six-piece 'Surprise Me' meal, and two 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Wraps with Super Enigma Chunks...'

Burgers - Available with: Ketchup, Mayo and Horse (Radish).