Food Mystery Lover Mugs

"Mr. Lee's Chinese Palace, one of the city's best-kept secrets."

'Your French dip, sir.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'How is the water prepared?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

A man and baby wearing bibs

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"George often brings his work home with him."

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

GM Crops Genie.

"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."