Haunted Foodie Gifts

'This must be their seasonal menu. These prices are scary!'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Ghostbasters 3

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

The moat won't keep you from raiding the fridge if you order him to lower the drawbridge.

Doughnut Criminals

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

"All I've got left is smoked."

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken