Haunted Foodie Gifts

'This must be their seasonal menu. These prices are scary!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Ghostbasters 3

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Doughnut Criminals

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

"All I've got left is smoked."

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

Meditation Munchies