Phantom Foodie Gifts

Ghostbasters 3

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Ghost School.

The Witches Discover The Wok

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"This is our soft opening."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Horror Stories.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'The stuff legends are made of'

"All I've got left is smoked."

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

Meditation Munchies

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

Conchiglie

New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.

"Okay, who wants a wrap, who gets a steak and who's the fish?"