Bizarre Cook Gifts

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Ghostbasters 3

Witch's Brew.

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"Fridge-to-table"

"More helium."

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

'It's her signature dish.'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

Intolerant Chef

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

Commie Chef.

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

'Holiday insanity helpline.'

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'

'The bizarre etiquette of entertaining: the smaller the group the worse the food.'

'Now, if you can get them when they're still in the clamshell, their adrenalin is way higher which enhances the taste. In fact, here comes one right now!'

'You've burnt the ghoulash!'

Ainsley Harriott: "..Then add the nuts!"

Folly Family - Strip 1

The Wokking Dead

'I really should consult a dietician. My idea of preparing healthy food is to blow the sugar off a donut.'

Jester cooks using book called 'Fool-proof Cooking'.

"The cook book was fantastic, now do you have a good dieting book?"

"We don't need menus. Just pick the healthiest dish you have and give it to us deep fried."

When Vegans Eat Out. . .