Bizarre Cook Mugs

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Ghostbasters 3

Witch's Brew.

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"Fridge-to-table"

"More helium."

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.

'It's her signature dish.'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

Intolerant Chef

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

Commie Chef.

'Holiday insanity helpline.'

'Venison steaks for a year! Now, Mikey will tell you the bad news.'

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'

'The bizarre etiquette of entertaining: the smaller the group the worse the food.'

Ainsley Harriott: "..Then add the nuts!"

'You've burnt the ghoulash!'

'Now, if you can get them when they're still in the clamshell, their adrenalin is way higher which enhances the taste. In fact, here comes one right now!'

Folly Family - Strip 1

The Wokking Dead

'I really should consult a dietician. My idea of preparing healthy food is to blow the sugar off a donut.'

"The cook book was fantastic, now do you have a good dieting book?"

"We don't need menus. Just pick the healthiest dish you have and give it to us deep fried."

Jester cooks using book called 'Fool-proof Cooking'.