Comical Cook Gifts

Folly Family - Strip 1

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Witch's Brew.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'Anybody for breakfast?'

'Needs more kale.'

Bake off: Flan B

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"More helium."

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"A votre sante!"

Alphabet soup

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

"Oh -- just scrape it off."

Great Moments in Culinary History.

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

Recipes.

'It's her signature dish.'

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

Commie Chef.

Microwave - 'Table 19 sends compliments to the chef!'