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Folly Family - Strip 1

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Witch's Brew.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'Anybody for breakfast?'

'Needs more kale.'

Alphabet soup

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"A votre sante!"

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"More helium."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Bake off: Flan B

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

"Oh -- just scrape it off."

Great Moments in Culinary History.

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'It's her signature dish.'

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

Recipes.

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

Commie Chef.

Microwave - 'Table 19 sends compliments to the chef!'