Curious Cook Gifts

Reactions to seeing how the sausage is made

Al's Diner: Be careful what you ask for!

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Baloneystini

Witch's Brew.

All-Candy Seder.

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Picasso

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Don't tell him anything."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.