Curious Cook Gifts

Reactions to seeing how the sausage is made

Al's Diner: Be careful what you ask for!

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Witch's Brew.

Baloneystini

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

All-Candy Seder.

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"Don't tell him anything."

Picasso

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

'It's a spork!'

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

Redneck Relative Thanksgiving

'It's her signature dish.'

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too."