Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"
Clever Cooks Gifts
Looking for a gift for your clever cook? Our collection offers witty mugs, humorous t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints, perfect for those who love to experiment in the kitchen. Each product combines cleverness with good humor, making cooking more fun and gifting more thoughtful. Whether they’re a seasoned chef or just passionate about their kitchen adventures, find a playful surprise that matches their culinary creativity.
Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.
Children's Feast.
Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.
'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'
Baloneystini
All-Candy Seder.
Tzatzikicicle
'Needs more kale.'
'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'
Picasso
Writer and his Muse on a cookout.
The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken
Spatula Conductor
Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.
"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too."
Artist and chiken
"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."
'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'
Pizza, the CD
Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'
Who wants to lick the swatters.
"You don't use a cookbook, Tia Carmen?"
Wow. That was a lot faster. (Published originally on October 20, 2011.)
Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.
"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."
'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'
'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'
Multi-Functional
"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"
'Do try our jailhouse rock cake.'
Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce
Helen was determined to get rid of her leftovers.
Tagliatelle
"You'll be perfect for this Emeril Lagasse recipe I want to try!"
Clever Cooks Gifts Collection
Clever Cooks Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs for clever cooks—making every breakfast or coffee break a humorous and delightful experience.
Clever Cooks Pillows
Browse our playful pillows designed for clever cooks—adding cozy charm and wit to their kitchen or lounging space.
Clever Cooks Prints
Discover vibrant prints that celebrate culinary creativity—perfect for inspiring your clever cook and decorating their kitchen wall.
Clever Cooks T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts for clever cooks—adding humor and personality to their kitchen and casual wardrobe.