"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too."
Clever Cook Gifts
Searching for a gift that celebrates their culinary creativity? Our clever cook collection features humorous and thoughtful items perfect for those who love to experiment and master the art of cooking. Whether they’re whipping up a quick meal or crafting gourmet dishes, these products will make their kitchen time even more enjoyable and remind them of your clever, flavorful gesture.
Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"
Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.
Children's Feast.
Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.
'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'
'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'
Baloneystini
I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.
All-Candy Seder.
Tzatzikicicle
Amy Sedaris
Picasso
Writer and his Muse on a cookout.
'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'
The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken
'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'
Spatula Conductor
'Strong wind from the west tonight.'
Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.
Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.
Artist and chiken
Noodle exchange program.
'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'
Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.
Wow. That was a lot faster. (Published originally on October 20, 2011.)
"You don't use a cookbook, Tia Carmen?"
Pizza, the CD
Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'
'Hoopla!'
Who wants to lick the swatters.
"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."
'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'
'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'
'Do try our jailhouse rock cake.'
Clever Cook Gifts Collection
Clever Cook Mugs
Explore our collection of clever cook mugs to bring humor and personality to their daily coffee or tea routine.
Clever Cook Pillows
Discover playful pillows that celebrate their clever cooking spirit and add charm to their kitchen or cozy spaces.
Clever Cook Prints
Find inspiring and humorous prints that celebrate culinary creativity and make their kitchen or dining area uniquely theirs.
Clever Cook T-Shirts
Check out our witty cook t-shirts—perfect for showcasing their culinary confidence and sense of humor.