Curious Foodie Gifts

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'If chickens don't have arms, where do chicken fingers come from?'

Chef's surprise - $2.95.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"Don't tell him anything."

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

Martian restaurant and take away

Oysters in June - delicious!

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'

'If carrots are so good for night vision, why don't cats eat them?'

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

"Good evening, I'm Ed, and I'll be waiting for your table."

GMO apple

'What, exactly, was made in these vats before we got here?'

'This tea tastes dreadful.' - 'Tea? That's peanut butter soup.'

'Have you seen my husband? I left him by the lobster tank a few minutes ago!'

Munch in Manhattan

"It's called 'salad,' but it's really just a hunk of raw meat."

I'm not sure if it's dangerous to humans - all we've found out is that the mice won't eat it.

Al's Diner: Be careful what you ask for!

"Hmmmmm -- Choices, choices..."

Egg in refrigerator notices Mom is now a roast chicken

"It's lactose-free! It's chemistry-free! It's free from animal by-products! It's the milk without milk!!!"

"Could you slowly describe the Chef's Surprise again? I have a good imagination, but not that good!"

Reactions to seeing how the sausage is made

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