Quizzical Foodie Gifts

Ernie's the person who put the "quiz" in cuisine.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

Avocado Timeline

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

"Is anyone enjoying anything?"

Barbecue Fetch

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

Eye of Newt Helper

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

Oysters in June - delicious!

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."