Quizzical Foodie Pillows

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

Avocado Timeline

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Barbecue Fetch

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"Is anyone enjoying anything?"

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Oysters in June - delicious!

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Eye of Newt Helper

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."