Spooky Supper Enthusiast Pillows

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"The Mashed Potato Casserole with Creamed Spinach, Baked Egg and Garlic is half price tonight, sir. It's horrible."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

'Trick or treatment.'

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

Halloween Tree

'It's not mine.'

Witch

'Oh isn't he adorable, he has his father's eyes!'

Shashlyk

'Hi, and welcome to Home Makeover from Hell.'

Creepy Delivery.

"Let's make a deal. You get my Halloween candy and I get your liver."

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

Morgue.

'I lost my evil eye once I got my contacts'

"I must warn you that the house is haunted but the ghost are mostly interested in doing sexy ceramics."

Watching TV five hours a day saved Vincents' life.

Vampire attacking a chewing gum salesperson.

"I can't wait for Halloween. It's the one day a year. . . I feel comfortable in my own skin."

A witch gets ready to go out

Kids in spooky costumes doing trick or treat

Trick of Treat