Supper Scene Enthusiast Pillows

'The real reason' "no,forget it...let Judas pay for supper"

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

Benihana style of cooking.

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'Who gets the decaf?'

Restaurant. One thing you can still get for a single dollar is the waiter's opinion of you.

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Choice hellhole

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

"The usual."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

'This melts in the mouth.' 'It's ice cubes.'

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Sheep Escalator

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

Punkcakes