Solo Supper Enthusiast Pillows

"I'll have the lonely bastard platter for one please!"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Soup of the month.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

French suppers.

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'You have to lose weight. Stop having intimate dinners for two, when you are not expecting anyone to join you.'

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

"I think the soup may be just a bit too salty."

"Excuse me, waiter? There's a hair in my soup."

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

Chicken Noodle sold out.

"So - we'll go for Bouillabaisse then, shall we?"

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

"I don't see one damn thing we haven't eaten before."

"You were supposed to be IN the soup!"

There's no chicken it that chicken soup. . .

'Yes, I said 'chicken soup!' Surely you know what chicken soup is.'

'Of course I'm fulfilled. I just ate dinner, didn't I?'

"Soup should be seen and not heard."

"I knew this was your favorite."

'How's the soup of the day coming along, Chef?'

'Add more vegetables. Man does not live by additives alone.'

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."