Solo Supper Enthusiast Prints

"I'll have the lonely bastard platter for one please!"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Soup of the month.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

French suppers.

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'You have to lose weight. Stop having intimate dinners for two, when you are not expecting anyone to join you.'

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'Can't you read?!'

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

Give a fly a bowl of soup and he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to use a crock-pot and he'll eat for a lifetime.

"I think the soup may be just a bit too salty."

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"Excuse me, waiter? There's a hair in my soup."

Could I get a mosquito in my soup instead of a fly? Sorry. No substitutions.

Chicken Noodle sold out.

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

"So - we'll go for Bouillabaisse then, shall we?"

'Yes, I said 'chicken soup!' Surely you know what chicken soup is.'

'Of course I'm fulfilled. I just ate dinner, didn't I?'

'They say Robert De Niro just loves it'

"Soup should be seen and not heard."

"I don't see one damn thing we haven't eaten before."

There's no chicken it that chicken soup. . .

"I knew this was your favorite."

'Add more vegetables. Man does not live by additives alone.'

"You were supposed to be IN the soup!"

'How's the soup of the day coming along, Chef?'