Supper Scene Enthusiast Mugs

'The real reason' "no,forget it...let Judas pay for supper"

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

Benihana style of cooking.

'Who gets the decaf?'

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Choice hellhole

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

"The usual."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

'This melts in the mouth.' 'It's ice cubes.'

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Sheep Escalator

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

'Excuse me - there's a fly in my soup!'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'