Speedy Supper Fan Pillows

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Running Latte

"How about a little more coffee?"

'It's about time!'

"Fridge-to-table"

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

Champagne at the hunt

French suppers.

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

"Now we have Nancy Pelosi's gazpacho police spying on members of Congress."

"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."

Shopping Trolley

'Would you mind if this gentlemen joins you, madam? He asked for a table with a view.'

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

Chicken Soup

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

'Red meat is bad for you.' 'No, red meat is not bad for me. Green meat is bad for me!'

"Hey, Merle, table 8 wants ham and eggs. . . Errr. . . chocolate!"