Supermarket Sweep Fans Pillows

Shopping Trolley

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Runner Bean...

'It's about time!'

"Cold drinks" "Tesla stock"

Friendly bacteria

Sunblock

Dog fetches dice

'They're doing their tests now?

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

Hole Sale

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

Gravitas

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

'Would you mind if this gentlemen joins you, madam? He asked for a table with a view.'

The eskimo lottery...

The Creature of the Black Legume

Al's vending machine.

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

Slipping Insurance $5.

'Never misplace a remote control again with this RemoteT-shirt, velcro combo!'

New York Stocks

Market. Last night I spilled broth on my store discount clipping for mustard. There's soup on your Poupon coupon!

"I'm sorry for doubting you. I guess I can shop by myself."

Dog at the Returns Desk

Cran-Apple. Cran-Grape. Cran-Raspberry. Cran-Cran.

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

Bubblewrap Supplies: Just Popped Out

Ants shopping

"You were overheard saying you'd kill for a good tomato."

Insert 50 cents for absolutely nothing.