Supermarket Sweeper Pillows

Friendly bacteria

Runner Bean...

"You were overheard saying you'd kill for a good tomato."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"Good For You / Bad For You"

But is it organic?

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Price may vary with weather.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Personal Assistants.

'It's about time!'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Low Hanging Fruit

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Alphabet soup

Attack of the 'health' foods

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."