Supermarket Sweeper Gifts

Friendly bacteria

Runner Bean...

"You were overheard saying you'd kill for a good tomato."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"Good For You / Bad For You"

But is it organic?

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Price may vary with weather.

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Unusual Offers

Personal Assistants.

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Attack of the 'health' foods

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Alphabet soup

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'It's about time!'

Supermarket Merge

Low Hanging Fruit

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'