Supermarket Sweepers Gifts

The Creature of the Black Legume

Ants shopping

"Good For You / Bad For You"

But is it organic?

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Only One Item or Fewer.

Price may vary with weather.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Runner Bean...

'It's about time!'

Low Hanging Fruit

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Attack of the 'health' foods

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Friendly bacteria

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"This is Piggly Wiggly, what'd you expect?"

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

Woman stuck in frozen aisle.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Complex Carbs