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The Creature of the Black Legume

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"Good For You / Bad For You"

But is it organic?

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Only One Item or Fewer.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Price may vary with weather.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Runner Bean...

Low Hanging Fruit

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'It's about time!'

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

Attack of the 'health' foods

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Friendly bacteria

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"This is Piggly Wiggly, what'd you expect?"

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

Woman stuck in frozen aisle.

Complex Carbs

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"