Supermarket Sweep Lovers T-Shirts

'They're doing their tests now?

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Witches Checkout.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Runner Bean...

Alphabet soup

'It's about time!'

Low Hanging Fruit

Friendly bacteria

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Complex Carbs

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

U.S. Male - Part Five

Galen Weston jr. comes clean.

Shopping Trolley

"Today is catch-your-own day."

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

The Creature of the Black Legume

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'

"I'm sorry, but this has expired."

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."