Supermarket Sweep Fan Pillows

'It's about time!'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

Runner Bean...

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Cold drinks" "Tesla stock"

"Fridge-to-table"

Friendly bacteria

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

Hole Sale

'They're doing their tests now?

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

Gravitas

Shopping Trolley

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

'Would you mind if this gentlemen joins you, madam? He asked for a table with a view.'

The Creature of the Black Legume

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

Al's vending machine.

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

Slipping Insurance $5.

It was love at first sight.

'Never misplace a remote control again with this RemoteT-shirt, velcro combo!'

Market. Last night I spilled broth on my store discount clipping for mustard. There's soup on your Poupon coupon!

Patio Melt

Cran-Apple. Cran-Grape. Cran-Raspberry. Cran-Cran.

"I'm sorry for doubting you. I guess I can shop by myself."

Dog at the Returns Desk

Ants shopping

"You were overheard saying you'd kill for a good tomato."

Insert 50 cents for absolutely nothing.

Snax. Your candy will be out in sixty seconds, but first, this commercial.