Soup Fan Pillows

Out for a spell.

Chicken Soup

"This alphabet soup keeps making wisecracks!"

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'It feels warm enough to me.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

What's the insect de jour?

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'