Chicken Soup Fan Pillows

Chicken Soup for the Soul.

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Can he come out and play?'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'It feels warm enough to me.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'They call it the people dance.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

What's the insect de jour?

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Dogs and Chickens

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."