Chicken Sandwich Fan Pillows

"It's worse than politics. They're arguing the merits of chicken sandwiches!"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"How about a little more coffee?"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

Dogs and Chickens

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

"Why have you come over here?"

A Migrating Chicken

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

Hen Behaving Badly.