Fried Chicken Fan Pillows

'Life is short, and then you fry,'

"Anyone else get a friend request from a Colonel Sanders?"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Dogs and Chickens

TV Chef Cooking Range

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

The Colonel at home.

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

A Migrating Chicken

"Why have you come over here?"

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."

'Corporal Saunders this unhealthy fascination with poultry will end in tears.'

Try our AMAZING Soups!