Fried Chicken Lover Pillows

"Sometimes I wish to God they'd never moved next door!"

'One fried chicken -one cheese omelet.'

"He should have been more specific when making his bucket list."

"You're next on my bucket list."

"It's that dream again where I'm being chased by an old guy in a white suit who thinks he's a colonel."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

The Zombie Awakes...

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

Chicken Road Crossing

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

'So, the egg WAS first.'

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

Stonehens

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

The Colonel at home.

...the onion rings

Chicken soup for the soul of the chicken in the soup.

Chicken comedians.

Meet the layer.

"It Works For Us."

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"... and they never write or visit!"

Chick in noodle soup.

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"I'm being promoted in the company's pecking order."

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!