Fried Chicken Pillows

Chicken road crossing sign with man crossing road holding fast food chicken bucket.

Take Away - "I don't know much about rat, but I know what I like."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"You're next on my bucket list."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

The Colonel at home.

...the onion rings

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"J'accuse!"

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

The Food of Shame.

Health Regime Change: No Fry Zone

Saturn Devouring His Feelings

'Corporal Saunders this unhealthy fascination with poultry will end in tears.'

"It's my emotional support animal."

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

You have nothing to fear but fear itself, Al. I realize that, Dr. Kapuchnik. That's why I always have my fear with a side of fries.

'If he's good, let him have a - I'll spell it - K ... F ... C ...'

Entry-level positions at KFC.

'Just fries? Certainly Sir. Would you like that with fries?'

"OK, so just burn everything to a cinder, act like you know everything, sulk if the kids hate it and that's man-cooking."

'That should get some more customers in here!'

'Did he say anything before he died?' 'Only 'Finger-lickin' good.''

"Anyone else get a friend request from a Colonel Sanders?"

A Chicken's Nightmare

According to industry newsletters, ketchup remains the world's most popular condiment. Mustard continues to be pretty lame, and sorta jealous.

It takes the fun out of it when the food police say it's okay.