Fried Chicken Gifts

Chicken road crossing sign with man crossing road holding fast food chicken bucket.

Take Away - "I don't know much about rat, but I know what I like."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

...the onion rings

The Colonel at home.

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

The Food of Shame.

"J'accuse!"

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

'Corporal Saunders this unhealthy fascination with poultry will end in tears.'

Saturn Devouring His Feelings

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"It's my emotional support animal."

Health Regime Change: No Fry Zone

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

Entry-level positions at KFC.

"OK, so just burn everything to a cinder, act like you know everything, sulk if the kids hate it and that's man-cooking."

'Just fries? Certainly Sir. Would you like that with fries?'

'That should get some more customers in here!'

'Did he say anything before he died?' 'Only 'Finger-lickin' good.''

It takes the fun out of it when the food police say it's okay.

'Life is short, and then you fry,'

'I'm the VP of Marketing. If you want chicken you have to see the VP of Sales.'

According to industry newsletters, ketchup remains the world's most popular condiment. Mustard continues to be pretty lame, and sorta jealous.

Fried Chicken.