Fried Chicken Aficionado Gifts

Entry-level positions at KFC.

Chicken road crossing sign with man crossing road holding fast food chicken bucket.

A Chicken's Nightmare

Take Away - "I don't know much about rat, but I know what I like."

The Rooster Comedian.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"You're next on my bucket list."

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

The Zombie Awakes...

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

A bit of Newlyn.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

Free Range Chickens

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

A hen pushes a egg carton on wheels containing her chicks.

...the onion rings

The Colonel at home.

"I was hoping you'd have outgrown that by now."

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'