Fried Chicken Fanatics Gifts

'I'm the VP of Marketing. If you want chicken you have to see the VP of Sales.'

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"You're next on my bucket list."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

The Zombie Awakes...

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

...the onion rings

The Colonel at home.

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersized in a bucket?"

Chicken comedians.

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

Hen Behaving Badly.

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

'I'm quit buying Trevor the kiddie meal - he'd play with the food and eat the toy.'

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

'Corporal Saunders this unhealthy fascination with poultry will end in tears.'

'No, Neville. I don't think anyone will ever open a burger bar around here. Now, finish your carrion!'

"It's my emotional support animal."

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Boiling Oil.

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"