Fried Chicken Fanatics T-Shirts

'I'm the VP of Marketing. If you want chicken you have to see the VP of Sales.'

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

The Zombie Awakes...

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

...the onion rings

The Colonel at home.

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

Chicken comedians.

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersized in a bucket?"

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

Hen Behaving Badly.

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

'I'm quit buying Trevor the kiddie meal - he'd play with the food and eat the toy.'

'No, Neville. I don't think anyone will ever open a burger bar around here. Now, finish your carrion!'

"It's my emotional support animal."

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

'Corporal Saunders this unhealthy fascination with poultry will end in tears.'

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Boiling Oil.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

Fish Fries