Fried Chicken Fanatic T-Shirts

The Colonel at home.

Guilty!

Fried Chicken.

According to industry newsletters, ketchup remains the world's most popular condiment. Mustard continues to be pretty lame, and sorta jealous.

'If it's col. Sanders, tell him I'm not here.'

'Corporal Saunders this unhealthy fascination with poultry will end in tears.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

...the onion rings

"I'm being promoted in the company's pecking order."

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

Hen Behaving Badly.

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

"It's my emotional support animal."

'Fancy doing a Motorway this weekend?'

'You can bet they're not hens.'

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

'If they're asking the question that surely means they think we're capable of rational thought!'

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Boiling Oil.

In Whydid, Wales...I dunno. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to a chicken.