Fried Chicken Fanatic Prints

The Colonel at home.

Guilty!

Fried Chicken.

According to industry newsletters, ketchup remains the world's most popular condiment. Mustard continues to be pretty lame, and sorta jealous.

'If it's col. Sanders, tell him I'm not here.'

'Corporal Saunders this unhealthy fascination with poultry will end in tears.'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

"You're next on my bucket list."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

...the onion rings

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"I'm being promoted in the company's pecking order."

Hen Behaving Badly.

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

If chickens had lips...'Thank God! I made it to the other side!'

"It's my emotional support animal."

'You can bet they're not hens.'

'If they're asking the question that surely means they think we're capable of rational thought!'

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'Fancy doing a Motorway this weekend?'

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"