Fried Chicken Aficionado T-Shirts

Entry-level positions at KFC.

Chicken road crossing sign with man crossing road holding fast food chicken bucket.

Take Away - "I don't know much about rat, but I know what I like."

The Rooster Comedian.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

A bit of Newlyn.

The Zombie Awakes...

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

Free Range Chickens

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

A hen pushes a egg carton on wheels containing her chicks.

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

The Colonel at home.

"I was hoping you'd have outgrown that by now."

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

Chicken: the one-man show

...the onion rings

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

Early Learning Centre