Fried Food Fanatic T-Shirts

"I see a great business relationship developing between you and someone named 'the Colonel'..."

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

'That should get some more customers in here!'

...the onion rings

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"You'd be surprised how many want their indigestion tablets deep fried in batter too!"

COVID-19 Frying Pandemic

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

Kentucky Fried Horse

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

His Written Work Wasn't Very Good But His Practicals Made Up For It.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.