Fried Chicken Lover Mugs

"Sometimes I wish to God they'd never moved next door!"

'One fried chicken -one cheese omelet.'

"He should have been more specific when making his bucket list."

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

The Zombie Awakes...

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

Stonehens

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

Chicken Road Crossing

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

The Colonel at home.

...the onion rings

Chick in noodle soup.

"It Works For Us."

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

"... and they never write or visit!"

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Meet the layer.

Chicken comedians.

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"I'm being promoted in the company's pecking order."

Chicken soup for the soul of the chicken in the soup.

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

'O.K. maybe I didn't cross the street to get to the other side. Help me, Doc. Why did I cross it?'

"Concentrate everyone! This question will be asked and you need to be prepared!"