Cold Soup Fan Pillows

"Now we have Nancy Pelosi's gazpacho police spying on members of Congress."

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Ode to a Grill

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"You and your daft inventions."

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

Trawling for Fish.

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

A Fork-lift.

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"I prefer snow person."

Flatware Follies.

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

'Would you mind if this gentlemen joins you, madam? He asked for a table with a view.'

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'