Chicken Soup Fan Gifts

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Can he come out and play?'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

Bottomless bowl of soup

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

What's the insect de jour?

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'